One of the notable things about Kerala streets or vehicles is that atleast English spelling are not absolute howlers as one would find in North India. It is not uncommon to find atrocious spelling in North India. I live in punjabi dominated South Delhi for more than two decades and travel in the "cow belt" quite often. For starters the main road with smart shopping malls in Vasant Kunj is called " Nalson Mandela Marg". Dilliwalon ko sab kuch apne NAL leh jaane ki aadat hain!!! Then ofcourse take a drive to neighbouring Jat land and you easily could get Tandi beer or "Child Beer". Not to mention the trucks that would have "Horan Please"written phonetically along with "Powar Brack "( Power brake) or "Use Deeper at Night!". However what takes the cake is malayalis with all their vocabulary and supposed literacy seem to be at their wits end when it comes to finding a name for a restaurant or juice joint. Choice !!!!! I have seen atleast a hundred "CHOICE" restaurants in Kerala.
Pronounced choyees" On the subject of booze nothing to beat the lungi wallahs down south. The most unsophisticated bar culture in India. Every evening almost every guy with a news paper and "podhi" ( small bag)rolled in his armpit would alight from a "bes" ( bus) and walk nonchalantly to a lightning bar ( because of the speed of downing ) for a peg a "small" . Does not matter how many gallons you gulp in a drunken evening it continues to be measured as "zimbly small" . This North South blues is getting to me !!! I am zimbly heading for one "small"!!!!!!!!!!
Pronounced choyees" On the subject of booze nothing to beat the lungi wallahs down south. The most unsophisticated bar culture in India. Every evening almost every guy with a news paper and "podhi" ( small bag)rolled in his armpit would alight from a "bes" ( bus) and walk nonchalantly to a lightning bar ( because of the speed of downing ) for a peg a "small" . Does not matter how many gallons you gulp in a drunken evening it continues to be measured as "zimbly small" . This North South blues is getting to me !!! I am zimbly heading for one "small"!!!!!!!!!!
